Posts tagged with i don't even know.
I just want to document that last night I had a dream that the Mighty Ducks 3 was actually a film in which Disney got like every child actor from all of my favorite movies in one film and they all played athlete versions of their other characters.
And like, I’m talking EVERY movie I loved as a kid, not just the sports themed ones. Camp Nowhere, Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead, Hocus Pocus.
Halfway through the dream it turned into a baseball movie and because it’s like the only baseball movie I’ve never seen, it happened to be The Natural, with Robert Redford as a Walter Mathau-esque ne’er-do-well baseball coach.
THEN I inceptioned that dream and dreamed that I told Jack that the movie left out the actor who played Terry Hall because he never came back for D2 The Mighty Ducks.
Like. My subconscious though.
Thor has a hankering for some rainbow ice cream, but darn that Heimdall! He won’t open the Bifrost!
Okay literally *while* I was tagging that last post a girl came up and asked to use my phone.
Seriously. Bus stations.
you know how sometimes you have those days where everything feels right and everything is going to be okay?
those are fucking fantastic? let’s all try to have more of those.
Lights Out: Camille and Haley Harris, a pair of homeschooled sisters from Tulsa, who proudly profess to never having watched cable or purchased a magazine, perform an unsolicited campaign song they penned with their parents for the family’s candidate of choice, Rick Santorum.
“We’ve got a Man who Understands that God Gave the Bill of Rights.” And James Madison wept.
[gawker / thanks robyn!]
- Republicans are hilarious
- Ah yes that Golden Reagan Era where the president stood idly by while millions of Americans contracted an incurable disease and passed the single largest peacetime tax hike in history.
- God probs wouldn’t have approved a constitutional amendment stating that people didn’t have to believe in him and were allowed to make noise about it.