I just want to document that last night I had a dream that the Mighty Ducks 3 was actually a film in which Disney got like every child actor from all of my favorite movies in one film and they all played athlete versions of their other characters.
And like, I’m talking EVERY movie I loved as a kid, not just the sports themed ones. Camp Nowhere, Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead, Hocus Pocus.
Halfway through the dream it turned into a baseball movie and because it’s like the only baseball movie I’ve never seen, it happened to be The Natural, with Robert Redford as a Walter Mathau-esque ne’er-do-well baseball coach.
THEN I inceptioned that dream and dreamed that I told Jack that the movie left out the actor who played Terry Hall because he never came back for D2 The Mighty Ducks.
Lights Out: Camille and Haley Harris, a pair of homeschooled sisters from Tulsa, who proudly profess to never having watched cable or purchased a magazine, perform an unsolicited campaign song they penned with their parents for the family’s candidate of choice, Rick Santorum.
“We’ve got a Man who Understands that God Gave the Bill of Rights.” And James Madison wept.