unypl:

“Beautiful Darkness,” by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl

Borrow I Read

unypl:

“Everything Is Illuminated,” by Jonathan Safran Foer

Borrow I Read

unypl:

“The Trial,” by Franz Kafka 

Borrow I Read

flavorpill:

The world’s coolest secret subway stations 

unypl:

“American Gods,” by Neil Gaiman  

Read American Gods

Guys I’m getting all swoon-y up in unypl.

“Oh, this is great. This is what I need, just what I need. Okay, take it easy. I’m sure it’s nothing. Probably rats on the track, we’re stopping for rats. God, it’s so crowded. How can there be so many people? This guy really smells, doesn’t anyone use deodorant in the city? What is so hard, you take the cap off, you roll it on. What’s that? I feel something rubbing against me. Disgusting animals, these people should be in a cage. We are in a cage. What if I miss the wedding? I’ve got the ring. What’ll they do? You can’t get married without the ring. Oh, I can’t breathe, I feel faint. Take it easy, it’ll start moving soon. Think about the people in the concentration camps, what they went through. And hostages, what would you do if you were a hostage? Think about that. This is nothing. No, it’s not nothing, it’s something. It’s a nightmare! Help me! Move it! Come on, move this fucking thing! Why isn’t it moving? What can go wrong with a train!? It’s on tracks, there’s no traffic! How can a train get stuck? Step on the gas! What could it be? You’d think the conductor would explain it to us. ‘I’m sorry there’s a delay we’ll be moving in 5 minutes!’ I want to hear a voice. What’s that on my leg?”

nevver:

We have a winner

joelzimmer:

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